Tuesday, 25 August 2009

The True Price of Fitbaw

Thats Goals five a side in Shawlands up to £60 a park!!

Fucking £60 so 10 dudes can try and keep fit getting a game or two during the week! I play 2 friendlies a week, Thats £12 a week for two relatively shite games of foorball! £48 a fucking month! also the showers dont even fucking work! The parks are slightly clatty! and the refs in league games are awful!

Toryglen, your £35 for a game of 7's which is better and its a state of the art brand new facility. Even the gorbals your £30 a park.

I feel a boycott coming on!

6 comments:

Mick Forever said...

I dont like Goals, The pitches are dead sandy! Has Glasgow green put its prices down? And I would love a go at that new toryglen place.

Gav said...

Toryglen is the business...no boards tho!

Darth Carlsberg said...

I used to play there fella.
Pitches are fucking toaty tho.
I had to chuck it tho or risking losing all my friends.
If you need a short tempered, one time great, sand dancing, attacking, box to box, holding midfield defensive wide striker Im yer man.
Nae use in goals but.

Gav said...

DC! am the same, got into one of my handbag specials last night! and it wont be the last!

Gav said...

Mick, its because of the skillfull nature of our play and the tackles that are put in...you lose the rag!

Darth Carlsberg said...

Im quite sure its not 'just cause Im a wank!'

Mick, are you one of those cunts that ruins a friendly kick about with your constant inability to play the game correctly, kick a ball in any direction other than the way you are facing, run withouth both your feet pointing out the way at any sort of speed above pedestrian, hit a coos arse with a banjo from as little as 2 feet and generally less use than a girl would be on the park?

I feel this may describe you too a tea. Am I right?
My moaning and shouting is brought on by numbers being made up with those mongs that were always picked last a school now thinking that as they are older and ocassionally they watch football on the TV it figures that they can suddenly play football!

If I was short 1 person for 5's and I had the number of one such individual,
I'd phone my sister first!