Here is just a small sample of some of the fucked up things I do.
1. Embellish stories of things that happen to me to make it sound more interesting.
2. Tell other peoples stories from my perspective thus making ME sound more interesting.
3. Buy food but dont eat it.
4. Buy clothes but never wear them.
5. Avoid any responsibility what-so-ever for my actions.
6. Deliberately annoy folk for my own amusement.
7. Pick random people in queues to hate while I'm waiting. Forming a pretty bad opinion of them with no information other than the way they look/are dressed.
8. Will literally sink to any low for a laugh.
9. Rarely care about anything/one other than myself.
10. Remain in at state of constant annoyance about people/places/things etc.