Wednesday, 24 March 2010

There's not been enough...


Midget Will Smith pics on here.

....In fact, what are your thoughts on Will Smith? I used to like the dude but every film he does is just about him. For the whole hour and a half or whatever its just him. Boring, wholesome, bankable Will Smith.

Mix it up Will, for your next role I command you play a banjo playing peado or something, maybe get your own back and murder uncle Phil.

Oh aye, and Hancock was shite.

14 comments:

Darth Carlsberg said...

I've an idea for a Big Willy wicka wicka aah style movie.
What about a film where a guys life got flipped turned upside down.
After spendin all of his days in the playground in Philadelphia, Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, shootin some B-ball outside of the school.
Suddenly, a couple o' guys who were up to no good,Started makin' trouble in his neighbourhood!
He gets into one little fight and his mom gets scared and says 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!
We then follow the doubtless comedy adventures of the hapless, over sized skip hat wearing nonce?

And his racist stereotype butler.


I think its got HIT written all over the mo'fo!

Monk de Wally de Honk said...
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Monk de Wally de Honk said...

Now that sounds like a show Darth.

All he needs is a gay companion....say something like Jizzy Jeff!

Gav said...

That does sound like a good idea in a normski type way...just add a retarded but attractive 'lighter shade of black from everyone else' cousin and a few Tom Jones numbers and we got a winner...

Gav said...

...and I dont think he got in "one little fight" I heard he was selling meth to kids and he had to run away from the mean streets of Philly

Gav said...

Na, Murdo is aff after a heart scare

wayupnorth said...

monk is mick

i can sense his presence

Gav said...

They are two strange yet very different entities Andy boy.

wayupnorth said...

hmmm

you must know them both.

i only sensed the monk/mick in this post, never before. im not suprised im wrong.

well yer patter is good both of yeez!

Monk de Wally de Honk said...

Andy ma man....how can I put this.......myself and mick are fortunately two different guys fae two different pies!

Gav said...

I would just have left it at 2 differnt pies!

Mick Forever said...

Mines is a Nigga pie. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigga-pie,

See that, I managed to take the pie talk and merge it with the will smith talk.

Gav said...

Made by or out of!....Brilliant

Mick Forever said...

Aye that tickled me ano.