White Men Cant.....

How good was this? Watching Woody fae Cheers scoring the winning penalty in the Soccer Aid tournament in front of 67,000. folk.

One Year On

That's me been doing this blog for a year. Weirdly I will be off to Berlin at the end of the month which is where I was last year when I decided to start it. I cant be bothered doing a year retrospective noting all the fantastic things I've done or more to the point failed to do. Its been pretty up and down.

I will though keep it up and try to post more interesting stuff maybe even deface another sign?Followers are few and far between these days other than the small blogging community I have become embroiled in.

Here's to another year of totally random shite.

Ben Nevis

Yesterday myself and my mate, the previously featured Aiden Sharkey successfully climbed Ben Nevis, in a total time of 5hrs(up and down).

I must admit, I totally underestimated the challenge that lay ahead. The ascent was brutal absolutely soul destroying at times and that fact that passing you on their way back down are all sorts of old women and guys that you wouldn't even have thought could tackle the stairs never mind the highest mountain in the UK! What a sight it is though some of the best scenery I have ever seen slightly spoiled by some burd that felt the need to take a shite in full view of everyone on our way up.

Lose Weight or Die Trying

In preparation for his new role as a Glasgow junkie.

Predictive Google

I'm sure you've noticed the predictive thing Google does with a search, probably based on the most popular searches within a certain period. You don't realise how sinister they are (or can get) until you fuck about for a while to see what each prompt will yield, now I'm sure that Google have cleaned this up recently but none the less.....

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28

That's me turning 28 tomorrow and to celebrate, and avoid the depression of getting another year closer to 30 we're heading down to Whitley Bay as part of a stag.

All sorts of hedonistic hi-jinx will ensue as a coach full of 40 south side mongrels head for what is fast becoming the stag Mecca . Part of me thinks that something will happen and part of me thinks that if something doest happen it will be a pretty shite stag.

....Plenty of pictures will be taken and posted soon so happy birthday to me, its gonna be messy.

The Difference .....

Between the toilets in a gay bar and those in a hetro pub. The first two pics are the view one gets from the urinals in a gay bar I was in recently. As if my confidence wasn't bad enough.

Thank God For Sky Plus

3 tits in this picture....

Pain in the Anas

Right. Thats me back after a broadband malfunction.

Has anybody seen these wee things? Labour has really went all out in the campaigning stakes! Dressing up what is basically a mobility scooter, sticking a wee light on the top and getting some geezer to drive about on the pavement all day is pitiful!

Plus the dudes name is Anus...I mean Anas Sarwar.

Take A Cruse Today.....

Boredom

Bored down the pub....and I stole a pint glass. Result.

Boxing

At the boxing on Friday to watch one of my best mates and Scottish(even though he's Irish) Middleweight Champion of the world, Ciaran "The Diamond" Duffy defend his belt. He won in six rounds, he's the lad in the green shorts.

Disappointing though the guest of honour Frank Bruno couldn't make it to the top table because of all the air plane craziness so we had to make do with Bertie Auld of Lisbon Lion fame and John Brown of Rangers fame along with some folk I had never heard off or really care about.

Was a good night, some cracking fights but 14.50 for 2 Tennents and 2 corona took the shine off it.

Noel showing his support (he never made that it was marking our table)

The score card girls were supplied by the main sponsor 7th Heaven.
In to the ring with his signature song "Why cant we be friends"
The Winner

Reverse The Fucking Charge

This is what eight and a half thousand pound mobile phones look like.

I seen this on a short stroll through Argyle Arcade the other day, I don't know what's so special about them? They aren't diamond encrusted, they aint made of gold! In fact they are kind of big and clunky looking, bordering on old fashioned by today's standards. Maybe there is a direct line to god programmed in to the bastards. God help the numpty that wastes money on one of those!

Few Songs For The Long Weekend....

Ecriture De Main Gauche

I've not done one in a while but now and again I set myself a project, whether it be educational or a totally useless unproductive waste of time that I thought would be cool but I generally see it through.

Recent examples being slight of hand magic tricks for manual dexterity, teaching myself to play the guitar to the point where I could play Jose Gonzalez Heartbeats,the latter of which probably contributing allot to the break up of my relationship at the time(but that's a different post!) Learning to roll a coin across my fingers and doing pen spins, totally useless and time consuming!

I've decided to learn to write with my left hand,.Why? Cause I just fancied it. Something to concentrate on so from now on I will be doing most of my writing with my left hand.

So while in my own mind I will be thinking " ambidextrous genius" whoever's in receipt of my new found talent will be like " This dude is a retard, look at the state of this"

Here is my starting point http://handedness.org/action/leftwrite.html results will be posted.