Yer Auld Da

Me and Monk de Wally de Honking in the Bill and Ted last night. Cant remember a thing!

Nickname

Mine is Gav..

This Guys is better

....http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8222613.stm


Whoever reads this pish, give us some weird nicknames

The True Price of Fitbaw

Thats Goals five a side in Shawlands up to £60 a park!!

Fucking £60 so 10 dudes can try and keep fit getting a game or two during the week! I play 2 friendlies a week, Thats £12 a week for two relatively shite games of foorball! £48 a fucking month! also the showers dont even fucking work! The parks are slightly clatty! and the refs in league games are awful!

Toryglen, your £35 for a game of 7's which is better and its a state of the art brand new facility. Even the gorbals your £30 a park.

I feel a boycott coming on!

I Miss My Granda

Insane Bolt

This man is probably the best athlete ever. Shove yer Phelps up yer arse.

What he has done over the last week has been unbelievable! I love him because;

1. His attitude and approach is perfect.

2.He's not American.

3.He still looks like he's not really trying and could go faster if he wanted.

Well done sir.

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I'd like to see more like this.

Champions League?

Last night I seen the Atletico Madrid and Panathinaikos game was on STV, which to be honest was a bit of a god send as there was feck all on.

How disappointed was I though to find out that Satanta rejects Rob McLean and Craig Burley were doing the show with Ian Crocker and Scott fuckin Booth commentating??

What a shite production that was!, those two muppets sitting in what looked like a shed in Rob's back garden talking utter nonsense and the two fuckwits trying to commentate on a game of football.Pure ruined the whole thing.

Turn over to ITV in England and they are actually at the game with guys that know what they are talking about and a decent commetry and good production value. A watchable show basically.

Why did they not just feed the English stuff across the uk? why do we have to put up with shite? When Celtic and Rangers play in the Champions League the roll out these scottish idiots because people in England want to see good football and not the muck we produce but all other games should be the ITV boys. It's truly pathetic!

"Douchebag"

What a brilliant insult!

You dont hear it over here that often, more of an American thing but ive been trying it out and said in the right way its brilliant.

"mate stoap bein a fucking Douchebag"

Try it out for a while, I'm making it my own.

Why Family Guy is Brilliant

Had to shear this....

Klatty Fuckin Cunts!

There is one of these feckin places beside me and it must be the worst one in the world! I keep telling myself I'm not going back but am partial to one now and again and its across the road!

Every time I go in, they don't have any chicken? Wat?, have the most off putting staff I have ever seen and seem to attract scum bags and junkies to the point where once I have procured my tower burger I'm not remotely hungry anymore!

The south side KFC Sucks! This time its final....Never again!

Man Dressed As Lamb

This cunt has overtaken...This cunt, in the guy you think is good looking, cool and would like to be more like stakes.
Every modern man is allowed a dude they admire, mainly for the cool hip lifestyle they seem to have. Good looking, banter, whatever.

My new man crush is George Lamb from big brothers little brother.I'm not gay in any way shape or form but if I was I would fuck his face. Literally fuck the dudes face.

So to summarise George Lamb is Gav's cool guy of the month....

Your still cool as fuck tho Jamie and hold a special place in my heart

Day of Rest?

Woke up on Sunday to this?

Noise and disruption, pneumatic drills, angle grinders,mini diggers and 5 workies shouting and balling at each other all early on a Sunday morning!

But check this out! 5 of them rippin the arse out of the over time on a Sunday! 4 watchin, shouting playful words of encouragement and direction and 1 poor dude actually working!

am in the wrong game!

Yaaaas!

Dont worry, I'm not gonna turn this place into a pure Tim fest but last night was a brilliant result for the club! Well done the whole team and especially this good looking big bastard! the next round is gonna be tough! Anyone but Arsenal!



.......FUCK!

Sickie

That's me just pulled a sickie. Yaaaaas! What to do?

First things first, I need to get my girlfriend out of school by posing as her father. I'll use my pushover friends red Ferrari. Then its off to the baseball game and maybe a blast of twist and shout in some sort of mad parade! oh who knows the scrapes I'll get into today!

Just looking at that pic of the bold Matthew makes me think of his ugly wife and that makes me angry.I really do hate her!...anyway...

Would'nt It be Nice...

I was sitting in work today day dreaming about making the folk at the next bank of desks do the calypso dance from the dinner scene in beetlejuice!

How fucking awesome would that be!

Jukebox Fun

In the pub at the weekend and the mankiest wee dude Ive ever seen was putting songs on the jukie. Mad meatloaf efforts and everything, but the drunker he got the more he struggled to the point where he just couldn't spell what he wanted to put on. Plus he was doing ma box in.

He was trying for about 10 mins to type Def Leppard and it just wasn't happening! So while he nipped to the bar to get a swig of his John Smiths I typed this in for him!

He didn't see the funny side!