Take A Cruse Today.....

Boredom

Bored down the pub....and I stole a pint glass. Result.

Boxing

At the boxing on Friday to watch one of my best mates and Scottish(even though he's Irish) Middleweight Champion of the world, Ciaran "The Diamond" Duffy defend his belt. He won in six rounds, he's the lad in the green shorts.

Disappointing though the guest of honour Frank Bruno couldn't make it to the top table because of all the air plane craziness so we had to make do with Bertie Auld of Lisbon Lion fame and John Brown of Rangers fame along with some folk I had never heard off or really care about.

Was a good night, some cracking fights but 14.50 for 2 Tennents and 2 corona took the shine off it.

Noel showing his support (he never made that it was marking our table)

The score card girls were supplied by the main sponsor 7th Heaven.
In to the ring with his signature song "Why cant we be friends"
The Winner

Reverse The Fucking Charge

This is what eight and a half thousand pound mobile phones look like.

I seen this on a short stroll through Argyle Arcade the other day, I don't know what's so special about them? They aren't diamond encrusted, they aint made of gold! In fact they are kind of big and clunky looking, bordering on old fashioned by today's standards. Maybe there is a direct line to god programmed in to the bastards. God help the numpty that wastes money on one of those!

Few Songs For The Long Weekend....

Ecriture De Main Gauche

I've not done one in a while but now and again I set myself a project, whether it be educational or a totally useless unproductive waste of time that I thought would be cool but I generally see it through.

Recent examples being slight of hand magic tricks for manual dexterity, teaching myself to play the guitar to the point where I could play Jose Gonzalez Heartbeats,the latter of which probably contributing allot to the break up of my relationship at the time(but that's a different post!) Learning to roll a coin across my fingers and doing pen spins, totally useless and time consuming!

I've decided to learn to write with my left hand,.Why? Cause I just fancied it. Something to concentrate on so from now on I will be doing most of my writing with my left hand.

So while in my own mind I will be thinking " ambidextrous genius" whoever's in receipt of my new found talent will be like " This dude is a retard, look at the state of this"

Here is my starting point http://handedness.org/action/leftwrite.html results will be posted.