Ben Nevis

Yesterday myself and my mate, the previously featured Aiden Sharkey successfully climbed Ben Nevis, in a total time of 5hrs(up and down).

I must admit, I totally underestimated the challenge that lay ahead. The ascent was brutal absolutely soul destroying at times and that fact that passing you on their way back down are all sorts of old women and guys that you wouldn't even have thought could tackle the stairs never mind the highest mountain in the UK! What a sight it is though some of the best scenery I have ever seen slightly spoiled by some burd that felt the need to take a shite in full view of everyone on our way up.

Lose Weight or Die Trying

In preparation for his new role as a Glasgow junkie.

Predictive Google

I'm sure you've noticed the predictive thing Google does with a search, probably based on the most popular searches within a certain period. You don't realise how sinister they are (or can get) until you fuck about for a while to see what each prompt will yield, now I'm sure that Google have cleaned this up recently but none the less.....

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28

That's me turning 28 tomorrow and to celebrate, and avoid the depression of getting another year closer to 30 we're heading down to Whitley Bay as part of a stag.

All sorts of hedonistic hi-jinx will ensue as a coach full of 40 south side mongrels head for what is fast becoming the stag Mecca . Part of me thinks that something will happen and part of me thinks that if something doest happen it will be a pretty shite stag.

....Plenty of pictures will be taken and posted soon so happy birthday to me, its gonna be messy.

The Difference .....

Between the toilets in a gay bar and those in a hetro pub. The first two pics are the view one gets from the urinals in a gay bar I was in recently. As if my confidence wasn't bad enough.

Thank God For Sky Plus

3 tits in this picture....

Pain in the Anas

Right. Thats me back after a broadband malfunction.

Has anybody seen these wee things? Labour has really went all out in the campaigning stakes! Dressing up what is basically a mobility scooter, sticking a wee light on the top and getting some geezer to drive about on the pavement all day is pitiful!

Plus the dudes name is Anus...I mean Anas Sarwar.