Tuesday 30 June 2009

Love Juice

Tennis?

Its alright eh? I watched the Murray marathon last night and thought it was brilliant but I dont think I could watch two fannys that i'd never heard of play in one of the wee daft courts outside. Not interested in that pish.

Yer Federers, Nadals & Murrays, thats all i'm interested in watching really. It switched over to some mad game for a bit and I immediately thought "fuck that" and turned away to catch a bit of Corrie.

The fans done my nut in tho, evey time there was a break in play it panned across to the same group of fud farts in the crowd making complete cunts of themselves,...the Union Jack "British" tag that all the english press have given him is annoying, if he gets beat you know dam well it will be "Scot Andy Murray crashes out" or whatever....Personally i would put "Murray Mince".

If he wins great, I would love it if he won and paraded the Saltire instead of a Union Jack.

5 comments:

Darth Carlsberg said...

The worst thing about all this tennis is that all the courts in Glasgows parks are full of fannys that cannae play tennis.
We watched yestarday for about 10 minutes and not once did the ball ever make it back to the guy who first hit it.
Stick tae yer Wii tennis ya fannys!!

Gav said...

I noticed that tae, I was in the park and there were 2 guys with Jeans, Timbies and no tops on playing Tennis in one of the courts...oh how we laughed!!

Mick Forever said...

Every year at the same time when wimbledon is on everybody thinks they can play tennis and take over the city tennis courts, then when its all done, they don't even look at a racket. And where the fuck are all the wombles??

JJ said...

Tennis Is Shite

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