Wednesday 2 September 2009

10 Things You Never Really Hear Said.

Thought I would do another 10 things list.

1."Na mate, People respect you BECAUSE you got her pregnant."

2."Nicholas Cage is such a good and versatile actor."

3."Having so many asylum seekers kicking about my area is great"

4."Honey, I think we should try anal"(from your girlfriend)

5."Lovin' the stone wash jeans/black shoes combo"

6."Being a traffic warden is gonna get me sooo much fanny"

7."Why the fuck did they stop at Police Academy 7"

8."Fuck! turn it over, the Kilmarnock/Hamilton game is starting.

9."The Nazis got a bit of a raw deal didnt they?"

10."I think it was Josef Fritzl who once said....."

8 comments:

keentouge said...

"Lovin' the stone wash jeans/black shoes combo"

explain?

Gav said...

when has anybody ever worn a bar of black shoes and 501's had a comment of "lookin good"

"you know what would go well with those jeans, Black suit shoes!"

Mick Forever said...

HEY! Thats a dead popular look doon Allison Street!

Gav said...

aye keentouge started that look!

keentouge said...

fkn rite i did,keenan trendsetter.

Mick Forever said...

Did you also set the trend for guys taking it up the arse?

Gav said...

I think it was Watt that started that.

Gav said...

even when he is there to defend himself, he's no really there to defend himself.