Thursday 26 August 2010

Think Like A Champ.....

14 comments:

Darth Carlsberg said...

Hooray Gav is back from his white supremacy meetings and is operating back to his strengths of hostility, intolerance and fear.

I missed you fella.

Mick Forever said...

You forgot to add wife beating and incest.

wayupnorth said...

listen to govanhills finest!

gav and mick aka popeye doyle and buddy russo!

Gav said...

Oh aye DC.... says the man that would be championing "political prisoner" Myra Hindley's release if she wasn't dead, cause she "never killed a single person" apparently.

Mick,-not needed.

WUN, Once again I dont know what the fuck your on about? the cops from the French connection?? if your not believing every word anyone says, your leaving daft sycophantic comments..

Anyway, we'll see what the Manchester allocation is and the reaction of the people from there.

wun said...

doyle and russo are always beating on black guys and french guys in the french connection.

they dont batter any white guys in that movie.

Mick Forever said...

Anyway, we'll see what the Manchester allocation is and the reaction of the people from there.

As long as they make sure all the T.V's are working and no bad chelsea and millwall fans turn up it will all be ok.

Gav said...

Am equal opportunities, fat thin, black, white, everyone gets a slagging equally PC is a thing of the past.

Stillie said...

Shite banter from the Komment Krew, gettin a bit fuckin nippy in here!

Mon we'll have a laugh.

I'd like to add to Gav's post:

ANGER
BILE
LOYALIST PARAMILITARY SENTIMENT
ORANGE
PIES
BAKED GOODS
BURBERRY
PITBULL TERRIERS
JOBBIES
TERRIBLE PUBS
UNION JACKS
and
GOVAN UNDERGROUND STATION

Gav said...

That gives me an idea Stillie,...

We all love football but lets hear what you hate about it...Like not being able to take the subway when Rangers are playing or Not being able to drive down London road after a Celtic game....

wun said...

aye it was a shite banter fest right enough.

aye the clyde tunnel is a killer after a rangers game. cannae haud ma breath that long.

Stillie said...

Imagine if you will.

It is January.

It is 7 degrees below zero.

It is 3.45pm and already the sun has set over Glasgow.

The pitch is scared and muddy from weeks of football and rugby.

The rain thrashes off Maryhill Road like the raindrops themselves are volcanic rocks from the heavens.

Thistle are 1-0 down to Cowdenbeath, the crowd is barely touching 1000 hardy souls.

And then...

...the fizz and crackle of the PA system interupts "Believe" by Cher to bring this important announcement:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the field, THE DAILY STAR CHEERLEADERS!"

... and the life support machine is switched off on Scottish Football.

Lights out.

Gav said...

Stillie, That is truly a tale of woe!

I remember travelling over for a game in bad conditions and on the way back we had to go over on the cargo boat for 5 FUCKING HOURS.

Mick Forever said...

I rememebr working at Ibrox, It was Rangers v St Johnston and I was working the trackside, It was December I think and it was Fucking freezing, I swear to god half way through the second half a tear rolled down my cheek because I was certain my toes had fell aff from the cold. Honest My feet must have been minutes from Turning black.

Football stadiums regardless of the time of year are the coldest places on earth.

Stillie said...

Euro 2008 Qualifier

Scotland have played their best football for decades, beating France twice to put themselves 4 points away from qualification. A draw vs. Italy and a win vs. Georgia will be enough, as France must beat Ukraine in Kiev to ensure second.

Italy take the lead early at Hampden.

Barry Ferguson scores an equaliser from a deflected free kick late in the game. It looks like we are going to Austria.

Scotland 1 - 1 Italy

Last minute.

Pirlo free kick.

Ball swings in.

Italian header, rising, rising.

Loops over Gordon.

Far post.

1 - 2



Why do we even fucking bother with 22 men chasing that fucking synthetic overpriced sphere around a fucking field? Why? What is the point? WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT IN FOOTBALL?

Fucking fuck.