Anatolia Football Club

The birth of a new footballing nation has apparently taken place on Bridge Street next to the Sou Wester Tavern!?

On seeing this new social club, obviously an attempt to help the local Anatolian community by means of a charitable sports club and not a front to allow drugs to be sold in blatant view of everyone, I decided to do a bit of research.........

The vast majority of the people residing in Anatolia are Turks. Kurds who constitute a major community are the largest ethnic minority. Albanians, Arabs, Armenians, Bosnians, Circassians, Georgians, Greeks, Jews, Laz and a number of other ethnic groups live in Anatolia.....

I cant wait till their inaugural game.

Rivalry

Living in the heart of Glasgow amongst one of the most passionate and bitter sporting rivalries has always fascinated me so its no surprise that I take an interest in the other great sporting feuds.

The NBA Lakers/Celtics rivalry is one that always captured my imagination so much so that I stayed up to five this morning to watch it come to its conclusion and see the Lakers win the play-off to become champions.(gutted I stayed up to fucking watch it now)

The rivalry they had going in the 80's was brilliant, the two best and most successful teams in the country with the two best players, east v west, black v white, Bird v Magic, Cancer v Aids.

Anyway folks give me some great rivalries sporting or otherwise we can check out.

PS Andy, Tits v Fanny doesn't count.

Daft Yanks

I'm not complaining though.

Best T-Shirt Ever!!!

I want one!

Background Noise Up

Looks like Google are trying to keep up with Bing having introduced a programme that lets you set your own background wallpaper. The images are saved to a picasa style database for a public gallery. Here are my submissions.

Neil's Young and A Crazy Horse

So a year on an another manager for the Celtic. It seems like an age ago when the optimism was ripping right oot me when Mowbray took over http://blogonson.blogspot.com/2009/06/mogwai.html.

I'm kind of exited but have decided to take the tact of just sitting back and seeing what happens. Our manager is now younger than the Rangers captain? bit weird but I like the guy, Ive met him a few time and he's a thoroughly decent chap.

One thing that has annoyed my especially towards the end of this season has been all the fanzine sites, podcasts, Twitter updates, breaking news and exclusives from ordinary fans like myself that think they are privy to inside information or that their opinion is right above anyone else's just because they took the time to dedicate an evening to posting their pish on the net.

Half truths and speculation seems to be the order of the day in this age of social networking information. Gone are the days of having to wait until ye bought a morning paper to find out if yer club had signed anyone.

White Men Cant.....

How good was this? Watching Woody fae Cheers scoring the winning penalty in the Soccer Aid tournament in front of 67,000. folk.

One Year On

That's me been doing this blog for a year. Weirdly I will be off to Berlin at the end of the month which is where I was last year when I decided to start it. I cant be bothered doing a year retrospective noting all the fantastic things I've done or more to the point failed to do. Its been pretty up and down.

I will though keep it up and try to post more interesting stuff maybe even deface another sign?Followers are few and far between these days other than the small blogging community I have become embroiled in.

Here's to another year of totally random shite.

Ben Nevis

Yesterday myself and my mate, the previously featured Aiden Sharkey successfully climbed Ben Nevis, in a total time of 5hrs(up and down).

I must admit, I totally underestimated the challenge that lay ahead. The ascent was brutal absolutely soul destroying at times and that fact that passing you on their way back down are all sorts of old women and guys that you wouldn't even have thought could tackle the stairs never mind the highest mountain in the UK! What a sight it is though some of the best scenery I have ever seen slightly spoiled by some burd that felt the need to take a shite in full view of everyone on our way up.

Lose Weight or Die Trying

In preparation for his new role as a Glasgow junkie.

Predictive Google

I'm sure you've noticed the predictive thing Google does with a search, probably based on the most popular searches within a certain period. You don't realise how sinister they are (or can get) until you fuck about for a while to see what each prompt will yield, now I'm sure that Google have cleaned this up recently but none the less.....

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28

That's me turning 28 tomorrow and to celebrate, and avoid the depression of getting another year closer to 30 we're heading down to Whitley Bay as part of a stag.

All sorts of hedonistic hi-jinx will ensue as a coach full of 40 south side mongrels head for what is fast becoming the stag Mecca . Part of me thinks that something will happen and part of me thinks that if something doest happen it will be a pretty shite stag.

....Plenty of pictures will be taken and posted soon so happy birthday to me, its gonna be messy.

The Difference .....

Between the toilets in a gay bar and those in a hetro pub. The first two pics are the view one gets from the urinals in a gay bar I was in recently. As if my confidence wasn't bad enough.

Thank God For Sky Plus

3 tits in this picture....

Pain in the Anas

Right. Thats me back after a broadband malfunction.

Has anybody seen these wee things? Labour has really went all out in the campaigning stakes! Dressing up what is basically a mobility scooter, sticking a wee light on the top and getting some geezer to drive about on the pavement all day is pitiful!

Plus the dudes name is Anus...I mean Anas Sarwar.